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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
 

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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
 

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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
 

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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
 

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why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
 

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When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
 

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When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
 

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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
 

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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
 

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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
 

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Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
 

Rating: 9.0/10 (1 vote cast)

 
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
 

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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
 

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THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
 

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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
 

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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
 

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The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.
 

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That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.
 

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Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
 

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Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.